More than Ice

The International astronomers Union (IAU) will be having a conference August 15-25 to finally answer the question that has haunted for long enough: Is Pluto a real planet?

Some 3,000 astronomers and scientists from around the world will meet in Prague this week to decide whether Pluto, discovered in 1930, measures up to the definition of a planet. Link

First of all, it takes 3,000 people to do this. How the hell do you ever get a consensus? So apparently Pluto is too small to be called a planet. They have discovered, since Pluto was discovered, many other objects larger or of similar size in our solar system. So many scientists want to take away its prized classification of being a planet. The article describes what some of the main objections from keeping planet status from Pluto:

In the run-up to the assembly, emotions have been running high in both directions. Some have appealed to Gingerich's group not to downgrade Pluto, saying it would disappoint children and throw our understanding of the universe into chaos. Link

Do it for the children. What would happen, if the elementary teachers across the world had to tell their students this horrible news?
"Robby, I know Pluto is your favorite planet, but a group of mad scientists decided Pluto just didn't cut it to be a planet"
"Oh, Mrs. Larson, say it ain't so"

I can see why the emotions are running high at the conference, but I feel like this is going to become a national issue. In 2004, Republicans had "Gay Marriage." If the democrats were smart they would abandon the "War Sucks" and pick-up "Pluto...More than a huge piece of floating ice"

And yes, understanding whether Pluto is a planet or not is what keeps our universe in order.

Are You Stupid?

A German Scientist is apparently trying to create the world's first anti-stupidity pill. I need to get my hands on box of these. I know tons of people that need a cure. Think about the time you are so annoyed of a person, because they are so stupid and all you want to do is punch them in the face. Well, now you dont have to; spike your friend's drink with one of these babies and problem solved.

"A German scientist has been testing an "anti-stupidity" pill with encouraging results on mice and fruit flies, Bild newspaper reported Saturday. It said Hans-Hilger Ropers, director at Max-Planck-Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin, has tested a pill thwarting hyperactivity in certain brain nerve cells, helping stabilize short-term memory and improve attentiveness" link

I am so happy with this research, I will be willing to donate money towards the research of an anti-ugly pill, an anti-ditz pill, and even an anti -I dont know when to shut-up pill. This is our future. Science couldn't come through for me with the flying cars, but it made it up big with the anti-stupidity pill. Thanks Science

Why Do People Care?

Don't you feel that people care about the stupidest things sometimes? There is a group of people boycotting the upcoming the new James Bond Film: Casion Royale. The group, craignotbond, posts on their website:

When you heard the casting announcement about Craig
as Bond, you might have thought that it was all over, and
there was nothing you could do about it. Well you were
wrong! The movie business lives and dies on the patronage
of its customers, the moviegoing public. And, as the old
saying goes, the customer is always right! Bond fans are
joining together by the thousands to stop Sony and EON
from ruining the future of James Bond by hiring Daniel Craig.
Join the Casino Royale Boycott now, and you'll be taking the
first steps towards bringing back the James Bond we know and love!
website: www.craignotbond.com

Come on people lets do something worth while in life. Join an organization that matters, volunteer if you have this much time, or just go bowling. People are "joining together by the thousands." Really? Atleast for me, I think that this is very inefficient.