Are You Stupid?

A German Scientist is apparently trying to create the world's first anti-stupidity pill. I need to get my hands on box of these. I know tons of people that need a cure. Think about the time you are so annoyed of a person, because they are so stupid and all you want to do is punch them in the face. Well, now you dont have to; spike your friend's drink with one of these babies and problem solved.

"A German scientist has been testing an "anti-stupidity" pill with encouraging results on mice and fruit flies, Bild newspaper reported Saturday. It said Hans-Hilger Ropers, director at Max-Planck-Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin, has tested a pill thwarting hyperactivity in certain brain nerve cells, helping stabilize short-term memory and improve attentiveness" link

I am so happy with this research, I will be willing to donate money towards the research of an anti-ugly pill, an anti-ditz pill, and even an anti -I dont know when to shut-up pill. This is our future. Science couldn't come through for me with the flying cars, but it made it up big with the anti-stupidity pill. Thanks Science